Why I Don’t Want to Strangle Stephen Gyllenhaal Today

I can’t believe it—the idiot actually did something right. For one of those tedious videos he’s been embedding in his blog he shaved, showered, put on a clean shirt, kept his introduction to a coherent minimum, and simply recited from Claptrap. The one he chose, “The Enron in My Face”, is short and snappy and shows you—do you hear this, you scumbags at Gawker?—that he is a pretty damn good poet.

(Only, Steve, you didn’t write it a year and half ago. You wrote it four years ago. The Enron scandal was over eight years ago.)

And you know what? One of his blog followers actually went online and bought a copy of Claptrap. So there you have it. Effective video marketing works.

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